Friday, October 06, 2017

Keurig Eleison!

with apologies to Mr. Mister. . .  and Mr. Coffee

Keurig eleison!  Keurig eleison!  Keurig!

I woke up grumpy on the bed’s wrong side; crossed the room and stubbed my toe!
I reached the restroom just too late to find no more paper was on the roll!
My head’s a fog.  My mind is still asleep.  My body craves a roasted bean,
And in the kitchen is a smart machine that’s keeping me from getting mean!



Keurig eleison!  
In the morning when I wake up.

Keurig eleison!  
Punch the darkness from the night!

Keurig eleison!  
Pump some magic through this K-cup!

Keurig eleison!  
Put caffeine into my life!







When I was young I’d grab a cup of Joe, my family shared a 12 cup urn,
But now that single serve’s the way to go, I guess I’ll have to wait my turn!

Keurig eleison!  In the morning when I wake up.
Keurig eleison!  Punch the darkness from the night!
Keurig eleison!  Pump some magic through this K-cup!
Keurig eleison!  Put caffeine into my life!

Warms up slow.
I’ve got to go!
How’ll I know?
Where’s my Joe??

[a cappella with overhead claps]
Keurig eleison!  In the morning when I wake up.
Keurig eleison!  Punch the darkness from the night!
Keurig eleison!  Pump some magic through this K-cup!
Keurig eleison!  Put caffeine into my life!

Keurig eleison!

          Chip Reeves
          October 2017



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